Sunday, July 11, 2010

Sorry, and You Should Be Ashamed

Dear Anonymice et co.,

Aren't I clever?
That's why you read my blog, right?
Unless you read it to scoff at me and my wonderful run on sentences that are absolutely okay because they make sense and are not confusing.
If your reason is the lator, quit PATRONIZING me and get off this sight.
Pffft.
On a more realistic note, since I have abandoned the notion that I should apologize in every post for my writing, I have a very serious message to convey to you. After I apologize for not updating when I say I will. But that's actually what I want to focus on. I've finally bloody updated and now I get no response. You ungrateful gits. Hmph.

With love,
Mallika

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

spelling?!

Anonymous said...

Wow, who are you?

Don't listen to him! He's an anonymous imposter xD!

Anyways, I liked your post.

Can I ask you a simple question? Can you recommend any preferred bands that you like? I'm also a Floyd/U2/Queen fan (hardcore on Freddie), but I'd like to hear more suggestions. Thanks!

(PS: Want you to watch the video, meat.org. seems like you didn't watch it...)

mallika said...

...spelling?

And Coherent Anonymous,
thank you for your interesting comments. they're actually fun to read.

umm in terms of music recs. shucks. i always feel kinda like a music poser when i think of these types of questions. Those 3 bands are all rock bands but they occupy different subgenres, with some crossover, so it's hard to make a general rec. actually, disregard that, that doesn't matter. personally speaking, i was raised on classic rock [60s, 70s] and 80s poprock to a degree, so my love goes out to the doors, ccr,clapton etc. and then there're the groups i like but haven't heard enough of, like csny, simon&garfunkel, etc. it sounds like I'm wimping out with the etcs. but i get really nervous with these. it kinda helps if you tell me who you are so i can get a better idea.
also, use pandora. it's 'mazing.
and listen to 'eye in the sky' by the alan parsons project [parsons produced floyd albums]. from what i've heard, other songs are too pop-y for my taste, but this is space-y.

dude, i had a freddie mercury wallpaper once, and my queen fan-mum got confused and thought it was john stossel.

I haven't watched the vid yet because of time and current low-ish attention span, sorry.

i realize i've written an essay here, sorry. it's a lot easier to write to anonymous peoples.

The Real Anonymous said...

AHAHA John Stossel? Man, gotta love your mom.

Anyways, I've finally realized what you've been trying to convey to me - how horrible your writing skills are. I finally understood... after you typed the words that seemed just like yesterday... (I read it 8 minutes ago):
"OH I JUST REMEMBERED. IN YOUR FACE TEAM ITALY. HA."
These words are one of the most politically incorrect words that I've heard spewed from your lips! O_O

Im officially converting xD

Well... I can reconcile from the fact that Germany lost! But you know what's the strangest thing? I predicted the winners and scores the last 10 games and had over 5 of them correct! Although I'm not that much of a Germany fan, I did prefer them over Spain, but the strangest thing is that I couldn't help but feel conviction that the score would be 1-0 Spain after watching... the players i guess?

(BIG Transition here, guess I'm too lazy?)

About your "customs of your race", I can't agree more! In the customs of my race (I am not Indian) There is something just like yours!

Me: "Hey, we're (me and my family) going to go to the barbeque, how close are you?

Aunt (or Mom, Dad, etc.): Oh, Im right here.

Now, can you ever guess that this means that they arrive in 5-30 MINUTES? I mean, it boggles my mind every time. Like any other NORMAL person, I would think, "Oh, ok I guess I should go out then", but no, I have to wait up to 30 minutes! Drives me nuts! xD

Anyways, I appreciate your long responses :D. The insight in them makes them feel much shorter than they really are (and makes me feel less bad about writing longer responses than your long responses)I feel honored to have a post just on this "anonymous person"


P.S: I hope you find that my new name is much more convenient!

The Real Anonymous said...

By the way, I'm glad you're so open! You seem to be shy, but it's such a waste when you're so thoughtful with what you write (unlike... hmm let's see... the other 99% who post random excrement on the internet?)

I don't know why I typed excrement, I guess I would somehow feel like a hypocrite if I wrote its synonym...

Real Anonymous said...

W.O.W.

Pandora has revolutionized my life, and I have to... bless you for showing me this... state-of-the-art miracle.

Anonymous said...

Mally Malt Shake!! This post is long overdue.

You should know who I am! :)
I missssss you! Have a great time in India!

mallika said...

Anonymous who I know- yeah and didn't you read my other one??? and through my awesome investigatory [ha] skills I found your new url. but now YOU need to update.

"The Real Anonymous"-do I know you? because the "you seem to be shy" mkaes it sound like you're not personally acquainted with me so you're not sure, but the "These words are one of the most politically incorrect words that I've heard spewed from your lips!" seems to counter that buuut that could be a figure of speech. and forgive my tubelightishness, but why is that un-pc? and converting to what?
a-n-y-way, thank you for actually reading my blog and checking up on the comments and shit [excrement]. um who are you, though? i have this thing about trying to figure out who anonymice are

Anonymous said...

From: Anonymous who you know

Oops, I didn't know you updated before this one! I checked a couple of times and that picture of the rainbow triangle (Pink Floyd?) kept popping up and I just assumed that you weren't going to update...ever. Hehe sorry!

But I read it right now and I love it! "Most of my 8 followers probably haven't ventured into this dusty attic of cyberspace in months. Feeling the love, guys."
1) Well-written and funny! 2) I'm sure you have more than 8 followers; they're probably just random anons like the he/she/it above me who writes you long essays as comments. 3) That anon is probably not a relative of yours...he/she/it's probably an acquaintance on Facebook who sees your statuses promoting this dusty attic of cyberspace. Hehe, I've got good investigatory skills...

But you missy, are the best investigator! Haha how do you like my new url? But it probably won't be long before I change the url again... I'll let you know what it is, or I may just force you figure it out for yourself. :)

The Real Anonymous said...

... I'm the person who has been posting for the last 3 posts?

mallika said...

ah thank you for the comments Benediction. get it? wow.

um Real Anonymous, very clever, but I mean a name

The Real Anonymous = Shamus Mcgee said...

Sigh.... alright fine I'm Shamus McGee from elementary school.

Shawn McGee REVEALED said...

You don't like my writing style? I kinda learned how to write so I can contradict myself all the time, so you won't know whether you know me or not.

mallika said...

oh ha ha very funny
no I actually think you word your comments quite well. I just like putting my 'investigatory' skills to use
but it's not that big of a deal whether I know if you know me or not. it's not like you've revealed your a death eater or something

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mallika said...

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